Demo — every number on this page is fake. Synthetic data seeded locally so the design can be reviewed. The five kernel-panic incidents are real (imported from research/panic-log.md); everything else, including all response times, is generated.

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Operational Degraded Partial outage Major outage Not monitored Contains imported history

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Incident history

How this works

Where it runs

A Cloudflare Worker on a one-minute Cron Trigger, running on Cloudflare's network — not on the machine it watches. A status page served by the box would be blank at exactly the moment it mattered.

What counts as up

Measured vs imported

Bars and percentages marked imported were reconstructed from the machine's own kernel-panic log rather than observed by this monitor. They are shown so the history is complete, and marked so it is never mistaken for measurement.

What it can't see

The prober and this page both run on Cloudflare. A Cloudflare-wide failure would take both down together, and this page measures from Cloudflare's network rather than from your ISP — so a last-mile or DNS problem on your side won't appear here.